This man was stranded and the only place around was a convent. He asked the Mother Superior if he could stay for just the night, until he could get help.

She was reluctant, as there were 10 "new" nuns that may not be strong enough to handle temptation yet, but she agreed with the stipulation that he stay in his room and not have any contact with the sisters.

The next morning, after he'd gone, she called all the nuns together. "Sisters, we had a man stay here last night" 9 nuns gasped, 1 giggled "In his room, we found a used condom" 9 nuns gasped, 1 giggled "In this condom, we found a hole" 9 nuns giggled, 1 gasped