"Well," said the first nun, "We saw them advertised on the TV-"
     "-and", finished the second nun, "the people in the ad said they
were really good for you and that everybody should use them everytime."
     "So," said the first nun, "We went to the store and bought some.

When we got back to the convent, we read the instructions on the back of the box. It said , 'Carefully place it on your organ.' So we did."