A nun is walking down the street when all of a sudden a mugger grabs the nun and drags her into the bushes and rapes her. He then says, 'Now what are you going to tell your Mother superior ?' The nun said, 'I will tell her that I was walking down the street and you dragged me into the bushes and raped me twice." The mugger said, 'But I only raped you once.' The nun said, ' What, your already tired ?'