A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York
 to Chicago biting his finger nails and sweating profusely.  Noticing
 his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says,
 "Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?"
 The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly.  Seconds
 later she comes back with a drink.  He downs it quickly and stops
 shaking.
 Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees the same man shaking
 and biting his nails.  She brings him another drink which he swallows
 immediately.  A half hour later she returns to see that the man is
 shaking uncontrollably, and apparently crying.
 "My goodness," the flight attendant says, "I've never seen someone
 so afraid to fly."
 "I'm not afraid of flying," says the man.
 "Then what's the matter?
 Sobbing loudly he says, "I'm trying to give up drinking."











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