What's the difference between a garbage bag and a brunette?

The garbage bag get taken out regularly!!

Q:what did the blond say when she opened a box of Cheerios?

A:"Ooh! donut seeds!!"

Q: How do you make a one - armed blonde fall out of a tree? A: Wave.

what's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

topsoil !!

Q: What did one ovary say to the other ovary?

1. Did you order any furniture cuz there's two nuts pushing an organ up the hallway.

did you hear about the gay cowboy?
he rode into town and shot up the sheriff!

did you hear about the gay turf digger from ireland? he was up to his balls in peat!

did you hear about the gay undertaker?
he worked in dead earnest all night!

did you hear about the gay Australian?
he was stuck in Sidney all night!!

Why does a blonde's toes curl during sex?

Because she forgot to take off her panty hose

A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get thereand she says " Duh, big red truck?!."

Q: What 3 words doesn't a wife want to hear when she's havin' sex? A: "Honey, I'm home!"

Q:Why did the tomato turn red?

A:Because it saw the salad dressing!!

Janie (showing a bathroom scale to a small playmate): "All I know is, you stand on it, and it makes you mad."

Heard about the gay football player..
he changed his position from a tight end to a wide reciever

Q. Know how a man enjoys rodeo sex?

1. Goes home and mounts his wife from behind, then tells her that's the way his secretary likes it..then he tries to stay on for 8 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because he heard the referree was blowing fowls!