Get a Free iPod!HOT!
Get Your Horoscope!COOL!
FREE Sample of Cialis
Flatscreen TV for FREE Click Here!NEW!
Paris Hilton Shows a little B@@B
Absolute Funniest Priceless Pics
Find out how I lost 60lbs with a PATCH!HOT!
Learn how to make 10K in your spare timeNEW!
Get a FREE Magnavox DVD Home Theater System


Search our joke Database 
Click Here to Return to Joke Index
Click here to send this page to a friend!

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.




Click Here to Return to Joke Index
 





 


HOTTEST LINKS


Add your link HERE




Link Partners


Add your link HERE

ALL Link Partners





© 2002-2004 Logical Operations, LLC
All Rights Reserved - Terms & Privacy Agreement

© 2002-2004 Logical Operations, LLC
All Rights Reserved - Terms & Privacy Agreement