One day during the O.J trial, Marcia Clark was arguing with Johnny
      Cochran. Judge Ito said "how about we take a 3 hour break to play
      some baseball."  When Judge Ito hit the ball into left field, O.J
      missed it. Judge Ito said, "How could you have missed that fly ball?"
      O.J replied "My bloody glove was too small!"
      It seems that Bob Packwood and O.J. were sharing a bottle of wine and
      comparing notes about their recent "PR problems." Bob was whining on
      and on about how his life was ruined by "all those women."
      O.J. stared off into the distance, mused a moment, and finally turned
      to Bob and said "Why didn't you just kill 'em?"
            Q: Did you hear about OJ's new margerine endorsement?
            A: It's called: I can't believe I'm Not Guilty.
       Q: Why are Heidi Fleiss, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy and Greg Luganus
          the worst golf team ever assembled?
       A: Because Heidi Hooks, OJ Slices, Kennedy is in the water and Greg
          is always in the wrong hole!
           Q: What's the difference between OJ and Colonel Sanders?
           A: Colonel Sanders cuts up his chicks before he batters them.

Q: Why did OJ back out of NBC's Dateline Interview with Brokaw and Curric?

1. He didn't think he could handle two people without the element of surprise.
2. Why did Nicole Brown Simpson call 911 on O.J.?
   1. Beats me!
   2. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and O.J. Simpson have in common?
      1. They both beat up on the Browns.
      2. What was the motive behind the Nicole and Goldman murders?
         1. The gloves were too small.
         2. Did you hear that Johnny Cochrane is coming out with

            his own children's game?

            1. It is called "Pin the Glove on the Honkey".
            2. Why did OJ cross the road?
               1. Because he could get away with it.
               2. Did you hear why OJ cancelled the Live NBC Dateline Interview?
                  1. He wanted to give Carney the first shot. O.J. has been quoted as saying to the New York Times that he would like to meet with members/supporters of Battered Womens Programs. Someone remarked that they don't think he'll be their guest speaker anytime soon. They compared it to inviting Jeffrey Dahmer to an organ donor association meeting!
                  2. Did you hear the State of Florida is being blamed for the O.J. acquittal?
                     1. Everywhere you go you see "Free O.J." signs.
                     2. What did OJ say when the glove didn't fit?
                        1. "Hey, Maybe I didn't do it!"
                        2. What did O.J. say to Johnie Cochrane when he put on the black hat?
                           1. "Be careful with that, it's my lucky hat."
   3. What was the last thing O.J. said to Nicole?
   4. "Your waiter will be right with you."
   5. How can you tell if it's springtime in Idaho?
      1. You will see Mark Fuhrman planting gloves.
      2. Did you know that Ted Kennedy called O.J. after the verdict?
         1. He said, "You should have drowned her! I didn't even lose my license."
   6. What is the slogan of OJ's new limo service?
   7. We'll get you to the airport with time to kill! What happened to the good old days? OJ used to be something to help you wake up in the morning. Now OJ could kill you and cause a year long lawsuit as well...
   8. Did you hear that Marv Levy has signed O.J. Simpson

      to a starting position on the Buffalo Bills without a tryout?

      1. He knows O.J. could make the final cut.

What's the difference between Simba(Lion King) and O.J.?

Simba is an African lion whereas O.J. is a lying African