or Europe, a 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most
     expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000.  He
     takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a
     red light.  An old man on a moped, both looking about 90
     years old, pulls up next to him.
     The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car
     and asks "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?".
     The dude replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep.  They cost
     $500,000."
     "That's a lotta money!"  says the old man, shocked. "Why
     does it cost so much?"
     "Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
     the cool dude proudly.
     The old man asks "Can I take a look inside?"
     "Sure" replies the owner.
     So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
     around.  Leaning back on his moped, the old man says
     "That's a pretty nice car, alright!"
     Just then the light changes, so the guy decides
     to show the old man what his car can do.  He floors it, and
     within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320.  Suddenly,
     the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror.  It seems to
     be getting closer!
     Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh! Something whips by him!  Going
     maybe 3 times as fast!
     The guy wonders "what on earth could be going faster than
     my Turbo BeepBeeP?"  Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot
     coming toward him.
     Whooooooooooosh!  Goes by again!  And, it almost looked
     like the old man on the moped!  Couldn't be thinks the guy.
     How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?  Again, he sees
     a dot in his rearview mirror!
     WhoooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BbbbblaMMMMM!  It plows into the back
     of his car, demolishing the rear end.
     The guy jumps out and, jeezus to betsy, it is the old
     man!  Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for
     certain.  The guy runs up to the dying old man and asks
     "You're hurt bad!  Is there anything I can do for you?"
     The old man replies "yeah. Unhook my suspenders from the
     side-view mirror on your car!"