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MORE FUNNY SIGNS At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police." -joohh
Seen on a truck:
"I am as smart as a horse
and hung like Einstein!"-Kathryn J. Davis
Red light district in Galvaston Texas. The light was on but the ladies were not home. A sign on their door read: "Closed for the weekend, beat it."-admiralK
In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey "Our School:
Commitment
Responsibility
Attitude
Persistance."-Josh Forman
Road sign in Roosevelt, Utah:
"Rest Area Next Right" - the next right leads a person right into to a cemetery.-Karen Case
A sign in the local opportunity shop says, "If your going to steal, then smile for the camera."-Michael Silcock
While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read "Will work for food." If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read "Now hiring."-James Kelly
A sign on the backbarEarl'
s Bar-Indiana
"A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey."-Jorj Maharg
At an office:
"This job is only a test
had it been an actual job,
you would have recieved
raises,bonses and promotions."-Alicia Villarrea
SEEN ON A BILBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY:
"Caution: objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers ed."-LTLRDNK
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