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FUNNY SIGNS
An ad on the subway in NYC:
"Learn to read and speak English.
Call us now."
An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist:
"Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
Sign over a restroom in a restaurant:
"Used beer department."
Comparative customs:In front of flat in London:
"It is unlawfull to allow your pets to foul the footways by depositing excrement thereon." In New York:
"Curb your dog."
On a store front in Florida:
"Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"
A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"
In a bathroom stall at a college athletic facility: "Please place tampons and sanitary napkins in trash recepticle. Do not flush down stool."
Seen in a State Park in California:"Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock.
If it's wet, it's raining.
If it's moving, it's windy.
If you can't see it, it's foggy.
If rock is gone, it's a tornado."
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