MERGER MANIA
  The ongoing mergermania - the effort to put more and more control into
  the hands of fewer and fewer people - is the single greatest threat to
  our freedom and democracy. Here are a few more Mergers in the Making.
   Xerox and Wurlitzer
     They're going to make reproductive organs.
   Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
     Fairwell Honeychild
   Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
     Poly-Warner-Cracker
   W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics
   and Hale Business Systems
     Hale Mary Fuller Grace
   3M & Goodyear
     mmmGood
   John Deere & Abitibi-Price
     Deere Abi
   Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil
     Honey, I'm Home
   Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining
     Mine, All Mine
   3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company
     3 Penney Opera
   Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants
     Poupon Pants
   Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women
     Knott NOW!
   Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining
     Zip Audi Do-Da
   The most obvious candidates for a merger: Netscape and Yahoo
     Net & Yahoo











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