MEMORABLE QUOTES
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 "I think incest can be handled as a family matter within the
  family."
        Representative Jay dickey (R, Ark.), defending his position
        against abortion even in the case of rape or incest
 "If this thing starts to snowball, it will catch fire right across
  the country."
        Robert Thompson, former Canadian Social Credit leader
 "Girls shouldn't play with men's balls. Their hands are too small."
        Senator Wally Horn of Iowa talking about girls sports in 
        school--and specifically, what size basketball they should use
 "This has all the earmarks of an eyesore."
        James McSheehy, member of the San Francisco Board of 
        Supervisors, commenting on a construction project he opposed
 "Software is like sex. It's better when it's free"
        Linus Torvalds. Head of Linux
 "When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days
  of your life."
        Richard Lewis
 "A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a
  couple of days."
        Tim Allen
 "A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
  Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially
  destroyed by this person?"
        Ronnie Shakes
 "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that
  sex for money usually costs a lot less."
        Brendan Francis
 "Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is
  triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending
  machine."
        Dr. Alex Comfort
 "To attract men I wear a perfume called, 'New Car Interior.'"
        Rita Rudner
 "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual
  arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-
  Benz 380SL convertible."
        P.J. O'Rourke
 "Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping,
  you can make an exchange for something you really like."
        Adrienne Gusoff
 "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the
  expense damnable."
        Lord Chesterfield
 "When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax
  before she is ready.  Sometimes he will climax before she is,
  technically, in the room."
        Dave Barry
 "He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made
  love.' She says, 'Well I can - and that's why we're not.'"
        Rodney Dangerfield
 "A hard man is good to find."
        Mae West











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