USEFUL MEDICAL TERMS

Artery Study of Paintings

Bacteria Back door to cafeteria

Barium What to do when treatment fails

Bowels Letters like A,E,I,O,U

Cat scan Searching for kitty

Colic Sheep dog

Coma punctuation mark

D & C Where Washington is

Enema Not a friend

G.I. Series Soldiers' ball game

Hangnail Coat hook

Impotent Distinguished; well known

Labor pain Getting hurt at work

Nitrate Cheaper than day rate

Node Was aware of (past tense of Know)

Outpatient fainted

Pap smear fatherhood test

Pelvis Cousin of Elvis

Prostate Flat on your back

Protein Favoring young people

Rectum Dang near killed 'em

Seizure Roman emperor

Serology Study of knighthood

Tumor An extra pair

Urine Opposite of "you're out"

Varicose Located near by