MAXIMS FOR THE INTERNET AGE
     Home is where you hang your @
         The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
        A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
 You can't teach a new mouse old clicks
  Great groups from little icons grow
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone
   C:\ is the root of all directories
               Don't put all your hypes in one home page
  Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish
        The modem is the message
    Too many clicks spoil the browse
    The geek shall inherit the earth
         A chat has nine lives
 Don't byte off more than you can view
      Fax is stranger than fiction
      What boots up must come down
        Windows will never cease
           In Gates we trust
   Virtual reality is its own reward
        Modulation in all things
              A user and his leisure time are soon parted
               There's no place like http://www.home.com
 Know what to expect before you connect
       Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice
             Speed thrills
             Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
       teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks