TOP 11 TOYS BEING DISCONTINUED BY MATTEL
  11. Sexual Harassment Citadel Cadet "Action" Figure
  10. Dr. Kevorkian's "Goodnight Grandpa" Kit
   9. G.I. Joe with Wet, Hacking Cough
   8. Robert Downey Jr. Home Pharmacy
   7. Do-it-Yourself Jigsaw Puzzle (jigsaw included)
   6. Cabbage Patch Hookers
   5. "Li'l" Unabomber" Chemistry Set
   4. Barbie, Ken and Ken's Longtime Companion, Matthew
   3. Gulp! The Coin-Swallowing Game
   2. Adorable Wind-up Monkey with a Powerful Taste for Human Flesh
     and the number one Toy Being Discontinued by Mattel...
   1. Tickle Me O.J.











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