is over,
     the strings are attached.
3.   Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
     institution for the blind.
4.   Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
      Bachelor's
     Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
5.   Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger
     and two
     under the man's eyes.

6. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. 7. Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries

inherited forever.
8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :

• The Engagement Ring
• The Wedding Ring
• The Suffe-Ring
• The Endu-Ring 9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
• In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
• In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
• In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen. 10. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an

  eye-opener. 11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant

  with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. 12. It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of

  them get MARRIED! 13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church

  and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. 14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the

  husband gives and the wife takes. 15. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

  Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE! 16. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was

  until I got married.... and then it was too late!" 17. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm

  clock. 18. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before

  marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence. 19. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when

  a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 20. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell

  for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL. SO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH IT? :