National Love Making

A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She

was in sheer ectasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could

never love another man."

When the Canadian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how

many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you

this morning?"

"Don't stop."