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CITY OF LOS ANGELES NAME: __________________ GANG: __________________ - Johnny has an AK47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each driveby shooting, how many driveby shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
- Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
- Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
- Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?
- Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the witch that spent his money?
- Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
- If the average spray can covers 22 feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
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