One day the teacher asked the children in class to give
examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth.
Little Johnny says "It is not good to put a lit light bulb in
one's mouth."
The teacher says "that is correct, but why?"
Little Johnny answers "I don't know, but my mom always
tells my dad "turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!











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