Two lions escaped from a zoo near Washington, D.C., and took
off in separate directions. Weeks later, they ran into each
other in the middle of the night.
"I'm having a terrible time getting food," the first lion said. "How 
have you been getting along?"
"Just fine," the second lion said. "I found a good hiding place in 
the Pentagon. I eat one general a week.  It'll be years before they 
notice that anyone is missing."











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