Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:

1. Think you can get me off?