A couple just started their Lamaze class and they
were given an activity requiring the husband to
wear a bag of sand -- to give him an idea of what
it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood
up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so
bad." 
The Lamaze instructor then dropped a pen and asked
the husband to pick it up. 
"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were preg-
nant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband
asked. 
"Exactly," replied the instructor. 
To the delight of the other husbands, he turned
to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for
me." 











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