The Last 10 Things a Man Would Say

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool guy.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her breasts are just way too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.