One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road
side.  He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man
replied. "Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said
to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six
children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the
poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer
replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about a
foot high."











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