In everyone's childhood, there is always one child who seems to have always had something bigger and better than everyone else all the time. Here is the story of one such child and her friend...

You see, little Gary was getting quite frustrated. Janine always seemed to have something to top whatever Gary had. Gary's dad got him a "Big Wheels" toy and all that Janine could say was "So what? MY Dad got me a ten-speed bike..."

Some time later, Gary was fortunate to acquire a Trivial Pursuit set, and of course Janine said "Big deal! My dad got an IBM PC for me to play with!"

Poor little Gary was exasperated. What did he have that was bigger and better than whatever Janine had. And, he got an idea...

Later that week, Gary went to visit Janine. He walked into the room unzipped his pants, and said "Look what I got! I bet you can't top this!" All that Janine could do was to unzip her jeans and say "Yeah, but I got one of these, and I can get as many of those as I want!"