Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?

1. He said he'd wash up on shore!
2. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
3. Your luggage will arrive before you do!
4. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
5. The runway.
6. What will it take to bring the first family back together?
7. One more bullet!
8. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
9. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
10. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.? A1. Eyes Wide Shut. A2. Three funerals and a wedding.

Used to be that Kennedies drowned their women one at a time!

Apparently JFK, Jr. has changed his name to "Bob".

What was JFK Jr's favorite movie?
Splash.

Why didn't the wedding guests at Hyannisport want JFK Jr to show up?
Because he was a complete wreck.

What do Republicans say about JFK Jr's political chances for President? He's all washed up.

Where do the Kennedys' go for thier vacation? All over Martha's Vineyard.

What was the forecast for Cape Cod?
Cloudy, with widely scattered bodies and debris.

What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash? Ocean Spray.

How did JFK Jr learn how to fly?
He took a crash course.

What was the worst thing about the crash? He didn't have Teddy Kennedy with him.

You know if Ted Kennedy had been flying with JFK Jr, he would have swam for help...
JFK Jr would still have drowned, but we wouldn't have known for another 8 hours.

What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard after JFK's plane went down?
Three below.

Did you hear about the new Kennedy documentary? It's called Three Funerals and A Wedding.

JFK jr's mom when meeting him in heaven: "Dammit, Boy! Which part of straighten up and fly right didn't you understand!?

Too bad uncle Ted wasn't on board...
They could have used him as a floatation device.

And John Jr had only gotten his flying license last year... He graduated at the top of his class at the John Denver Flying Institute.