"My teacher is really giving me a tuff time," the eight grader was
 telling his Father.
    "Handle it this way Johnny," the man advised. "Take special care
 with your personal appearance and attire.  Pay attention in class.
 And do your assignments and homework promptly."
    "I really don't think that'll help Dad," the youngster rejoined.
 "She hissed at me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."











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