1st man: "I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes." 2nd man: "Have you seen a doctor?"
1st man: "No, just spots."

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Why can't you go to the bathroom at a beatles concert? Because there's no John

Did you hear about the two gay guys that got in a fight in a bar?
They went outside to exchange blows

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his ass.

Why did the Siamese twins go to England? So the other one could have a chance to drive.