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Q: What did the Lesiban Vampire say to the other Lesiban Vampire? A: See you next month.. ~~~ Two gay men were taking a shower after playing racquetball. One asked the other, "Are you wearing one of those 'patches' on your pecker?" "Yes", the second guy says, "I'm trying to quit." The first one asks "is it working?" "Sure is; I'm down to two butts a day."
When a woman marries a Ukarainian she gets something that is usually long and hard, What is it? His last name, it is usually long and hard to spell.
What does PMS stand for?
Penis Must Suffer
What is the mating call of a blonde? "I think I'm drunk!"
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? - A battery has a positive side.
Waking Up!!! You should see the way my wife looks in the morning. She ran after the garbage man and said, "Am I too late for the garbage?' He said, "No, jump in." -Henny Youngman
How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from....
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