What kind of bee produces milk?

a boobie!

Did you hear Bill Gates is getting a divorce..Found out his wife doesn't do windows.

What's the difference between a condom and a casket?

You come in one, you go in the other.

What is the difference between a woman sitting in a tub and a woman sitting in church?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch

Q. What did the worm say to the catepillar? A. Who'd you have to fuck to get that fur coat!

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar? "Can i push your stool in?"

How do you tell if a blond is having a bad day???

Her roots are showing, there's a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

Did you hear that AT&T bought Hoover vacuum and their new motto is "Reach out and suck someone?"

what did the right leg say to the left leg?

Look out for the guy in the middle, he's a real dick.