She says                               English
   ---------                              -------
   You want                               You want
   We need                                I want
   It's your decision                     The correct decision should be                                 obvious by now
   Do what you want                       You'll pay for this later
   We need to talk                        I need to complain
   Sure...go ahead                        I don't want you to.
   I'm not upset                          Of course I'm upset, you moron.
   You're...so manly                      You need a shave and you sweat                                  a lot.
   You're certainly attentive tonight.    Is sex all you ever think                                  about?
   I'm not emotional!  And I'm not        I'm on my period.

overreacting!

   Be romantic, turn out the lights.      I have flabby thighs.
   This kitchen is so inconvenient.       I want a new house.
   I want new curtains                    and carpeting, furniture,                                  wallpaper...
   Hang the picture there                 No, I mean hang it there!
   I heard a noise                        I noticed you were almost                                  asleep.
   Do you love me?                        I'm going to ask for something                                  expensive.
   How much do you love me?               I did something today you're                                  really not going to                                  like..
   I'll be ready in a minute.             Kick off your shoes and find a                                  good game on T.V.
   Is my butt fat?                        Tell me I'm beautiful.
   You have to learn to communicate.      Just agree with me.
   Are you listening to me!?              [Too late, your dead.]
   Yes                                    No
   No                                     No
   Maybe                                  No
   I'm sorry.                             You'll be sorry.
   Do you like this recipe?               It's easy to fix, so you'd                             better get get used to it.AA>>>   I'm not yelling!                       Yes I am yelling because I                             think this is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

   The same old thing.                    Nothing.
   Nothing.                               Everything.
   Everything.                            My PMS is acting up.
   Nothing, really.                       It's just that you're such an                                 asshole.
   I don't want to talk about it.         Go away, I'm still building up                          evidence against you.