I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do, is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
 
I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not
proof, to destroy it.  I've learned - that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
 
I've learned- that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
 
I've learned- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its
place.
 
I've learned- that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their
dysfunction, makes us feel better about ourselves.
 
I've learned- that overzealous customs agents can change your life in a
matter of hours.