"Homework Schedule"
Here is an explanation of the school homework
policy:
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes
per night.  This time should be budgeted in the
following manner:
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is
mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher
never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting
for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.











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