An Arkansas hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in
one hand and a shotgun in the other.
He stopped a man on the street, saying to him "Here friend, take
a drink outta my jug."
The man protested, saying he never drank. The hillbilly leveled
his shotgun at the stranger and commanded "Drink!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "Gee!
that's awful stuff you've got there."
"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly. "Now, you hold the gun
on me while I take a swig."