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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good gut and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man."
So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?"

Adam says: "Yes."

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention :

  1. There is too much front end protusion
  2. It chatters at high speeds
  3. The rear end wobbles too much
  4. and the intake is too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "hold on". So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."




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