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At the Pearly Gates

This guy died and went to Saint Peter to be judged. Saint Peter was in a good mood that day, so he told the guy that since he had not commited a serious crime in his lifetime, he would be able to choose for himself whether to go to Heaven or to Hell. Having said that, Saint Peter pointed to a computer terminal and told the guy to log in for a preview of how Heaven and Hell look.

The guy logged in and noticed that Heaven was all green and peaceful, but Hell looked like a vacation resort, full of pretty girls, dressed in sexy outfits, who were dancing and were having a great time. Without hesitation, the guy told Saint Peter that he would like to go to Hell.

When he arrived there, however, he found out that Hell was extremely hot and arid and those pretty girls were nowhere to be found. So, he called Saint Peter up and complained that that the preview of Hell he saw in the computer was not realistic. And Saint Peter replied: "Aw, that's just the demo!"




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