Seems a man got turned in by his neighbor who saw him having sex with a goat.
He was arrested and told to get a lawyer. He had a choice of two.. It was a small town. On attorney was very expensive. He usually won his case by having colstly out of town experts testify. The other attorney was cheap. His forte was jury selection, he usually could get a jurior or two that would be sympathetic to his client. The Defendant chose the less expensive lawyer. The first day of the trial the witness was told to tell the jury exactly what he saw on the morning of March 15th. He stated. He happed to look out his kitchen window about 8 AM and he saw farmer Brown drop his pants and have sex with a tan colored goat. An when he finished the goat turned around and licked his penis. At this time a front row juror was heard to say to another juror " You know, a good goat will do that " !