This is kinda a stupid joke that you can use on a friend of yours, just fill in the blank with their name....

Well, I when I died, I suddenely found myself up in heaven, and everywhere I looked, there was a clock, so I went up to God and asked "what are all of there clocks for?" God answered "well, everytime a guy masturbates, the minute hand moves one minute." So I went around looking for all of my friends clocks, having a good laugh, and I couldn't find ___________'s clock. So I went back up to God and said "Hey, where's ___________'s clock?" And God answered "Oh, that's in my bedroom, I'm using it as a fan." :)
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