Good, Bad, Ugly
Good:  Your wife is pregnant.
Bad:  It's triplets
Ugly:  You had a vasectomy five years ago
Good:  Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:  She wants a divorce
Ugly:  She's a lawyer
Good:  Your son is finally maturing
Bad:  He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly:  So are you
Good:  Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:  You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly:  You're in them
Good:  Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:  You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly:  Your daughter borrowed them
Good:  Your husband understands fashion
Bad:  He's a cross-dresser
Ugly:  He looks better than you
Good:  You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad:  She keeps interrupting
Ugly:  With corrections
Good:  The postman's early
Bad:  He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly:  You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good:  Your son is dating someone new
Bad:  It's another man
Ugly:  He's your best friend
Good:  Your daughter got a new job
Bad:  As a hooker
Ugly:  Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly:  She makes more money than you do.











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