what the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says 'cock - a - doodle - do' and a hooker says 'any - cock - will do'.

what does an elephant use as a tampon?
a sheep

a black guy was granted three wishes. He wished to be white, small and always surrounded by women. He turned into a tampon!

how did dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to cover his whopper