Fractured Dictionary
 
 Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves
 Arby's to work at McDonald's
 
 Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter
 tries to do
 
 Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall
 
 Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a
 mortgage
 
 Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees
 with
 
 Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate
 
 Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who
 put together
 kitchen cabinets
 
 Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does
 for a living
 
 Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy
ophthalmologist
 
 Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does
 
 Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when
 his bag was full of loot
 
 Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots
 
 Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: two physicians
 
 Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the
 top of the Eiffel Tower
 
 Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm
 
 Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with
 
 Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in
 front of the TV
 
 Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring
 
 Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax
 your wife
 
 Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250
 pounds in a size six
 
 Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood
 store does
 
 Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on
 one of those, like, submarines, man
 
 Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against
 a government official











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