Benny had told all his friends about the delicious steak he'd eaten in the
Delancey Street restaurant the day before.  So they decided to go down there
and see if it was really as large and delicious as he said.  But much to
their disappointment, the waiter brought them the tiniest steak they'd ever
seen.
"See here, my good man," Benny barked.  "I was in this restaurant yesterday
and you served me a big juicy steak, and now today, when I've organized a
party, you serve such a small one."
"Yes, sir," replied the waiter.  "But yesterday you were sitting by the
window."











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