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Elvis, Liberace, and John Belushi were sitting around in heaven bored of their heavenly lives. They went to see Gabriel and asked him if there was any way they could get out. He apprehensively decided to let them go back to earth for a short while but told them if they even thought of sin, they would go straight to hell. So zap, they are on Hollywood Boulevard. As they are walking, Elvis see's a bar. He thinks for a moment and heads toward the door, the moment he touches it, poof, he is gone. The others think, Gabriel was serious. A little while later John Belushi sees a vile of crack in the gutter. He thinks for a moment and bends over to pick up the vile, poof, Liberace disappears.
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