towards a lake and Bob said to the dog, "How many ducks are there
     boy?" The dog raced off to the lake, came back a couple of minutes
     later, and barked twice. Seconds later,two ducks floated into view.

     "That was unbelievable, can he do it again?" Bill asked. "Sure",
     responded Bob, "how many ducks are there boy?". The dog raced off
     again, came back, and barked four times. Four ducks flew in and
landed
     on the pond.

"I have to have that dog," Bill said, "I'll give you $5000 and all of

my hunting dogs." They agreed to the deal, and Bill took the dog home

     to show off to his wife. Bill and his wife took his new dog down to
     the lake and Bill said, "How many ducks are there boy?" The dog
raced
     off, came back, humped his wife's leg, grabbed a stick, shook it,
and
     threw it over his shoulder.

"Bob gypped the hell out of you," his wife said "You are such a fool."

Bill protested, "But I saw it work, let me try again. How many ducks

are there boy?" Again the dog raced off, came back, humped his wife's

leg, grabbed a stick, shook it, and threw it over his shoulder.

     "Well, shit" Bill said, "this dog is useless." Then, after shooting
     the dog, he went back and told the story to Bob. After hearing that
     Bill had killed the dog, Bob cried "YOU IDIOT. That dog was telling
     you that there were more ducks than you could shake a fucking stick
     at."