Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
  Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
  What a bullfighter tries to do.
  Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
  Where some hemlines fall.
  Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
  The act of torching a mortgage.
  Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
  What a crook sees with.
  Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
  Eclipse \e-klips'\:
  What an English barber does for a living.
  Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
  A clumsy ophthalmologist.
  Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
  What a guy in a boat does.
  Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
  What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
  Misty \mis'-tee\:
  How golfers create divots.
  Paradox \par'-uh-doks\:
  Two physicians.
  Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
  A helper on the farm.
  Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
  What penguins see with.











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