A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make 
sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign 
language he explains to his bride:
"When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - 
breast - once."
"When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - 
right - breast - twice."
"When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - 
once."
"When - you - do - NOT - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - 
penis - fifty - five - times."











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