CATS
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
-Dave Platt 
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this."
-Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
the snow."
-Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb 
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley 
"One cat just leads to another."
-Ernest Hemmingway 
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later."
-Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
-Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats."
-Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior."
-Hippolyte Taine 
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
-Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
-Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul 
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." 
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-Colette 
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well."
-Missy Dizick 
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats."
-Colonial American proverb 
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want."
-Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" 
"My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."











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