A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her,
damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number.  "What kind
of car was he driving?" the husband asked.
   "I don't know," she said.  "I never can tell one car from another."
   At that, the man decided the time had come for a learning course, and for
the next few days, whenever they were driving, he made her name each car they
passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make. 
    It worked.  About a week later she bounded in with a pleased expression 
on her
face.  "Darling," she said.  "I hit a Buick!"











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