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A cowboy was cought by an indian tribe and convicted of crimes against the indian nation. The punishment was to be death, after he received 3 last requests. He requested the use of his horse for the first one and it was brought to him. He whispered something in its ear and the horse took off. 2 hours later it returned with a beautiful blonde on its back. The prisoner shrugged, then grabbed the blonde and had his way with her. He again requested his horse for his second request and it was, again, brought to him. He again whispered in its ear and it took off. Returning this time, 2 hours later, with a beautiful redhead. The cowboy again shrugged and grabbed the babe and had his way with her. For his last request he was given his horse again..this time he grabbed the horse by both sides of its face, looked it dead in the eyes and yelled at the top of his lungs, "I SAID POSSE!!!!!!!"
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