A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to
Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few
years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good
job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth
hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200
mph when it hit me in the balls. That," he added, "was the first
time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."